Saturday 22 March 2008

THE WORLD NEEDS BOXING



The problem with British Society? Not enough Boxing.

Ernie Shavers had it right: teach kids to punch hard and our community will benefit. It's for the sake of us all.

Look - Kids are brought up in a culture that tells them to drink to excess - getting paralytic is an end in itself - an achievment - a laugh - a rights of passage.

They end up scapping after a booze anyway, so why not teach them how to fight, but without the drink?

P is sick of drunkeness in UK society. Boxing will help us eradicate this sickness.

Listen Folks.....the Wisdom of The P.

P's kid was getting bullied by a big-mouthed - lard-arsed kid in school: name calling, slapping his head, kicking. So P showed His lad how to punch - how to calmly wait for lard-arse to come at him, side-step and WHACK-A-MUNDO !! P advised little P to take the initiative: to seek out larde-arse.

Kid P - went looking for lard-arse - challenged lardie to a scrap - arrange a time, a meeting place.

Time arrived - little P waited - lardie turns up with 20 mates - charges at little P - little P steps back - times his punch and lardie walks straight onto his right over the top; lardie falls, little P grabs his head and knees him in the teeth; falls on floor - two quick punches into his face.

KNOCK-OUT.

Lardie's friends all intervene to pull little P off.

Little P - never bullied again.

Mr P advised little P to then go and look for lardie arse again - to remind him of what he's got coming if he crosses his path: just a little tap on his jaw - a little shave with his knuckle. Little P said he would leave it at that. Shame.

Now little P's all box- are members of an excellent club.

Disciplined.

Lean.

Good-looking.

Respectful.

Tough.

Bring it back - BOXING IN OUR SCHOOLS

2 comments:

Gledwood said...

yeah: knock their bloody heads in!

Mr Pineapples said...

But Glenwood - you must see the logic in what the P has to say. Look - there are a lot of kids on the streets drinking and smoking and telling rude jokes - why not get them to do a sport like boxing?

What-cha-say?