Saturday, 13 December 2008


Dear Members of The P Club

Please note

If any of my lovely club members receive a message on their blogs, which appears to be from The P BUT, is:

Full of profanities

Not witty
Many references to body parts

Then – it is not a real message from the P

There is Scottish man called Dave – he has a little moustache and blond hair. Those messages are from Dave.

He has a blog – which nobody visits, but him. P has popped over to his little Blog - left a few messages and Scotty Dave has pooped his pants.

He admires The P

And want to be The P

He has mirrored The P’s blog
Mirrored The P by mirroring The P’s profile.

He is obsessed with The P and wants to be The P

So be warned.


Good/witty/inspiring messages = Mr P

Sad/profane/uninspiring messages = Scotty Dave


Mr Pineapples said...

Thanks P that is most helpful

Law Minx said...

Hm - I've just had a very odd comment left on my blog which seemed to be from you apologising for bieng rude on my blog. You've NEVER been rude on my blog, so I must admit, I did find it a bit strange and confusing - was that you, or was it ron?

Mr Pineapples said...

It was deffo Dave.

I feel sorry for the poor ole bloke.

Ms. Moon said...

Poor Mr. P.
Although, as I asked on my comments after your explanation of the quite rude (but very amusing) comment left by Scotty Dave, how can we be sure that this is not a case of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Pineapples?
Or, Dr. Pineapples and Mr. Dave? This gets confusing.

My Other Blog said...

An evil blog twin, you are one lucky dude!

boXer girl said...

What a sad little man this Scottish fellow is... I've hijacked things like el primo seats at a concert, the TV control on Tuesday nights, and the last piece of chocolate pie, but never in my wildest dreams (and my dreams are pretty wild) would I consider hijacking a fellow bloggers blog. Sad. Little. Man.

Mr Pineapples said...

I love winding up Scotty Dave - P will continue to do it.

electro-kevin said...

Scotty Dave.

AKA Ron Knee ?

He's a funny guy. A good writer. He should comment more as himself on other's blogs as I'm sure he could generate a good following.

I'll stick with your rule of thumb but I prefer my own actually.

A visitor calling himself Mr P is NOT Mr P. Because Mr P never visits !

Don't worry. I'm quite happy to meet you here...

... you're worth it, Mr P. We all love you.

Mr Pineapples said...

Hey Kevo

Scotty Dave.....just likes pics of girls being sick.

His problem?

He has no self-confidence......none....very insecure.....has never realised that Mr P takes the mick out of everyone.....poor kid.

If he came back at the P with a bit of witty banter.....P would be okay with him.


He cant take being laughed at....and isnt confident enough to post in his own right.

Insecure sod. P will continue to kick his arse

mikeb302000 said...

In the States they have identity theft. What's this, blog identity theft?

Mr Pineapples said...

Well....Mike....there is a recent case in the States in which a person was sending nasty messages to another person.

She went to prison for pretending to be someone else.

I am working on a case right now - which deals with this very thing.

Scotty Dave has bitten off more than he can chew.

Just waiting for him to hang himself a little bit more.

Thud said...

I give up..who's who?

Sarah McBroden said...

Having just met the Dave P, I guess I should thank him. His comments are easy enough to delete and it led me here where I have enjoyed reading. But instead of thanking Dave, I thought I would thank you for sharing with us.

Merry Christmas!

Aunt Becky said...

I guess I can thank Dave for sending me to you? Or else, you're quite a dickhead. And I don't buy that any friend of Ms. Moon is such an ass.

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