Yea Baby
Dear Followers of The P. Many of you ask:
"P - do you live a life like us ordinary folks?".
Well - P sometimes can live like you all. Here's what happened in the last few days -decide for yourselves.
Friday - gets to Court real early - P is chuffed with himself - He is on time. Court usher says "P - the case is at another Court". P arses it across London to this other Court. (P is a Barrister at the moment......but 'cos He uses phrases like "arses it across London...", He is not true Barrister material...so is changing career soon). Has already purchased the brushes and a pair of swimming goggles.
Arrives at Court across London - finds case is delayed by three bleedin' hours; P paces back and forth like a caged Lion - loses weight. P successful at Court - but told off by Judge for speaking too fast....one of the parties is foreign and cant understand a bleedin' word P says.
Friday EVENING - P trains hard at His gym (P has gym at home). Goes out with The Mrs for a curry with four friends - gets to bed at 2.30 in morning.
Saturday - P works on a skeleton for Court on Monday. Does a great job.
Saturday EVENING - Little P is fighting in London against a kid from Tottenham; Little P wins unanimously - but has tendancy to drop right hand when jabbing. P advises wisely - Little P keeps hand up throughout.
Saturday evening: JO BLEEDIN' CALZAGHE V'S HOPKINS (cheating little gett).
Mates come around at 2 in morning (Mrs P - fed up with the racket - but manages to go to sleep). P's kids also stay up with pals to watch.
Hopkins knocks Jo down in Round One: a great over the top right: BRILLIANT. Like Little P - Jo drops his hand when jabbing - and got caught. P is mighty worried by this and goes quiet for a few rounds (Mrs P is in bed and P is afraid of her wrath in the morning). Mates are too loud all the way through - P says "please lads be more quite" - but starts to sound like an old woman - and so gives up nagging. Buggers dont listen anyway.
But then Hopkins cheats all the way through - holding on - pretending he is hurt by low punch in round 11 and takes a big breather - what a dick, what a spoiler and Nobb.
But Jo WINS THE FIGHT.
Jo Calzaghe - the greatest British boxer we have ever had - wins in Las Vegas - he's much better than that over-rated Ricky Hatton - with his entourage of Manchester Drunk football fans.
What a GREAT WIN.
Sunday - P takes other Kid to County Boxing training.
Followers of The P - that is it
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