Hey Up
Dear P weenies
Don't you all agree that Liverpool fans are the most embarrassingly sentimental bunch of old winge-bags on the face of this planet. Watching them sing those dreadfully maudlin and tear-jerking songs just makes Me want to cry ...out of embarrassment....and pain.
And all that girlie flag waving. What are they? Americans?
Liverpool v Chelsea tonight.
Let's hope Chelsea (a fine LONDON team) - hammer the whyning miserable getts. And send them home to do a bit more sentimental blubbering.
Stephen Gerrard - Liverpool captain, is TOTALLY useless. All he's good at is falling over in the penalty box and scrtching his arse. When he plays for England - noone notices that he's even on the pitch. Me and mini-P's are mystified by the annonymous bloke running around in the middle of the pitch - "Hey Pater - that git is Gerrard..." -that's what my kids always say.
Do-you-know-what - I can play better than him - I honestly can play better than Stephen Gerrard. Mr P would do his job and accept half the money he gets. He really would.
Come on Chelsea.
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