Some folks have suggested that The P is a "softie".
Well P followers this is true: P is a softie towards kids, all kids, dogs, cats and stuff, and all folks downtrodden, disadvantaged etc...
But Bleedin' Hell.
P is the scourge of the Evil Doer.
Ever been in a London cab? Bollocks can those Geezers talk? And such Krap.
Tactic: talk the Bollocks of them first.
P gives them the double barrell - before they can even spout their own Bollocks.
I swear to Gawd - it works. P hits em with His views on everything - between the eyes - even before they realise that P is a bleedin' Loony - they have heard the Words of The P ...
FULL BLEEDIN' THROTTLE.
Hear Yee Hear Yee Hear Yee
P was in a Cab a few months back - arseing His way across London (late for Court..so Frenzied mood) - from Southwark Crown Court to the Royal Courts of Justice on The Strand. This Geezer Cabbie picks up The P.
Geezer gets the full-barrelled Bollocks of the P - without any hesitation. After 10 minutes uninterrupted P Boll-Erks - the Geezer goes:
"Hey I know you. I had you in my cab years back - about 1999 - you were going on about a Christmas Party when you got totally rat-arsed - poisoned by alcohol..."
Do you know what?
The Geezer was right. Though The P WASNT "rat-arsed" - He just got poisoned.
See?
The Words of The P - remembered by the London Cabbie. There are 50,000 London Cabbies - how surreal for this One to remember The Words Of the P?
CLASSIC.
P has had it with being a softie - from now on it's Inner Cabbie - kicking the butts of the Evil....
Right on this Blog.
Pre-pare-yourselves....you Evil Doers.....for the Wrath of The P comes swiftly etc..
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