Showing posts with label Spiritual toss-pots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spiritual toss-pots. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 April 2008

"SPIRITUAL" TOSS POTS


Mr P is going to develop this theme P lovers; but sufice to say these "spiritual" folk make Mr P want to puke. If He were the sea there would be buckets of detritus along the beach at the very thought of these idiots.

What is it We hate about these toe-rags? Let us list the ways:

1. The "spiritual" assume they are getting in touch with something (inside? outside? in the heavenlies?). It fosters a feel-good feeling that neuters action. The world cries out all around them but they slumber in their spirituality; enjoying the cosy and smug sensations. Dumb idiots.

2. Vague thoughts of birds, the green planet, love of the whole of mankind - is their mantra. What Bollocks and a cop out for real living.

3. Spirituality is entirely subjective: anything can count. They create god in their own images; chuck in a few birds, the ozone-layer and there you have it "spirituality". It's pure self-indulgent bilge - an intellectual opium.

4. Tossy celebrities are “spiritual” and that says it all. They have wealth, fame but are empty inside; spirituality adds the icing on the cake to salve their consciences. A couple of visits abroad with all expenses paid, pictures of them with the suffering - that is all it takes. Lady Diana - now there was a spiritual person if I ever saw one. She had a big nose as well.

5. Mr P sees blogs that are “spiritual” – and the authors are without exception: vain, smug, weak and self-obsessed. They have a form of godliness without any of its power; their spirituality is form without substance.

If you are a spiritual person then get your head from out of your own backside now.

Repent right away.