Monday, 7 April 2008
THE TRUTH IS OUT
Apparantly Princess Diana was killed in an accident involving a drunken French bloke (eh what's new?) and a car - in a bleedin' tunnel in Paris (France).
Bloody Hell - it's great to finally know (only cost us £7.5 million) - there's me thinking it was a conspiracy involving Norman Wisdom.
She still had a big nose though. Perhaps we can investigate that now.