Monday, 7 April 2008


Apparantly Princess Diana was killed in an accident involving a drunken French bloke (eh what's new?) and a car - in a bleedin' tunnel in Paris (France).

Bloody Hell - it's great to finally know (only cost us £7.5 million) - there's me thinking it was a conspiracy involving Norman Wisdom.

She still had a big nose though. Perhaps we can investigate that now.


Mr Pineapples said...

Bloody Hell P

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

One more reason to dislike the French, I suppose.

Mr Pineapples said...

Dislike the French? You mean some folks actually dislike them?

That is out-bloody-rageous

Anonymous said...

£7.5 MILLION? Strange, I thought it was only £3 - but then lawyers are rather wont to crank up the costs, no?!?!

Mr Pineapples said...

Minxter - Mr P even heard that it cost the poor tax-payer over 10 million squid.

Maggie May said...

Hi Mr Pineapples........ I still think there's more to this Diana story than meets the eye, but guess we will never know now.
Haven't seen Rod since I dumped him!

Mr Pineapples said...

Maggie - we will never know. There are many things which go on within the wheels of Government that we would get very disturbed by.

For instance - did you know that MP's can get Free Sky TV? It's unber-bloody-lievable.

But it's true: they can watch Arsenal v Man United for FREE !!