Saturday, 7 June 2008
IN TROUBLE AGAIN
How many times has The P been down the school for cosy chats with headmaster - senior teacher - form tutor?
P needs His own room down there - so when problems brew He can pop out and say -"Trouble? Here I am - let's sort it."
Yesterday...little P in school. Big lardie mouthing him. Totally out of the blue. Problem is that kids know my boys are boxers and the idiots try it on in front of their mates. To look the part - the hard man.
The Little Ps are not the biggest of lads in the school but they are not at all small. They are all fit as whippets and have real muscles. So anyone picking on a little P - is either a mentalist or on a death wish.
So little P shrugs and walks away (Mr P's advice - walk away - stay from trouble).
But lardie - then shouts out some filthy stuff about little P's mother (who he's never met - and knows nothing about). Can you bleedin' believe it?
Little P turns - says "What?" - nothing more - just "What?"
Lardie gets all arsie, more mouthing, and Lardie makes a big MISTAKE: he takes little P on and comes at little P with hands down.
BAD BLEEDIN' MOVE. (I wasnt there - it's just what I've heard).
So little P hits him with a straight right and then a left hook. So easy it's laughable.
Listen P club - If you're going to crack someone (and I say this to my boys) - you must do it with bunches of punches; never one punch in isolation - always a combination. Your combos must be hard wired into the system - and that comes through practice and repetition; so a left hook always follows a straight right, and a body punch follows in turn.
BANG, ZING, POP.
Anyway - lardie - gets hit hard and falls on his arse in the dirt.
FIGHT OVER - DONE, DUSTED
Okay - so Little P hauled before headmaster and suspended.
Can you believe it? SUS-BLOODY-SPENDED
P comes home from work finds little P waiting on the stairs for Him - worried - scared to tell P the latest school news. Little P does his story - says he's sorry - for all the latest trouble etc....etc...
Scared that I'm going to be disapointed with him.
Well P is very disapointed.
ONLY TWO PUNCHES???
Little P should have followed up with a left to the body and then a knee in the teeth.
If you don't let pratts like that feel the pain - well next time - who knows eh?
Anyway - so it's off to school for P - for another cosy chat.