Saturday, 31 May 2008
MY INNER CABBIE - AMERICA
It is so bloody trendy to knock the Yanks. To rave about their Iraq war and how fat the buggers all are. Okay the reason they care so much for their teeth is that they need them to eat all that food.
But - In the History of the World has there ever been a more BENIGN Superpower?
NOT AT ALL
P has an American friend - only one (not got many friends anyway). But she is an absolute delight - I tell yea. Unpretentious, interesting, caring and ...well....just plain normal.
A breath of fresh air in fact. She is probably characteristic of the whole nation.
Ask yourself this: would you rather be friends with those lazy French? (More of this on another post). It's a no brainer.
Let's be honest, the Yanks try hard to be liked. For Goodness-Sakes they have learned our language - just to get along with us. That's how much they care.
We don't charge them money for using it and we should (a sort of rent) - but we don't because they are our friends and we let them off - we are proud of what they have achieved in such a short time with our encouragement.
THE KID DONE GOOD.
Okay - so 97.3% of Americans are obese with 67.9% morbidly obese - but listen P Club.
America is NOT the cause of the world's problems - and idiots who say as much are.....just plain stupid...idiots. Like that Conceited Pillock George H Galloway. His Vanity....his vanity knows no bounds.
I just despise those fools who are so anti-American they are willing to embrace and give succour to Islamic Terrorism.
THAT IS NOT WISE
Those Islamic states would lock and torture every one of us for just being human. Islam? I am begining to dribble at the mouth with rage as I think of it.
Those women's rights groups who denounce Israel and big up Islam! They are to be pitied for their foolishness.
What utter utter tyranny. If God is in all of that then I am a bleedin' Monkey's Uncle.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran? Crazy Name - Crazy Guy. Is America the only nation who takes seriously his threat to obliterate Israel? (apart from Israel).
Anyways - let's give the USA a break eh?
- so they believe every bleedin' word you say,and take everything literally;
- and are gullible as hell.;
- and they like eating burgers;
- and follow the most pointless "sport" known to man - baseball (only primary school girls play it England - it's called "Rounders")....
But at least they have done some good for this world...unlike those lazy self-loving French. What have they ever given the world...apart from indigestion?
This is real wisdom.