Friday, 30 May 2008

MY INNER CABBIE


Some folks have suggested that The P is a "softie".

Well P followers this is true: P is a softie towards kids, all kids, dogs, cats and stuff, and all folks downtrodden, disadvantaged etc...

But Bleedin' Hell.

P is the scourge of the Evil Doer.

Ever been in a London cab? Bollocks can those Geezers talk? And such Krap.

Tactic: talk the Bollocks of them first.

P gives them the double barrell - before they can even spout their own Bollocks.

I swear to Gawd - it works. P hits em with His views on everything - between the eyes - even before they realise that P is a bleedin' Loony - they have heard the Words of The P ...

FULL BLEEDIN' THROTTLE.

Hear Yee Hear Yee Hear Yee

P was in a Cab a few months back - arseing His way across London (late for Court..so Frenzied mood) - from Southwark Crown Court to the Royal Courts of Justice on The Strand. This Geezer Cabbie picks up The P.

Geezer gets the full-barrelled Bollocks of the P - without any hesitation. After 10 minutes uninterrupted P Boll-Erks - the Geezer goes:

"Hey I know you. I had you in my cab years back - about 1999 - you were going on about a Christmas Party when you got totally rat-arsed - poisoned by alcohol..."

Do you know what?

The Geezer was right. Though The P WASNT "rat-arsed" - He just got poisoned.

See?

The Words of The P - remembered by the London Cabbie. There are 50,000 London Cabbies - how surreal for this One to remember The Words Of the P?

CLASSIC.

P has had it with being a softie - from now on it's Inner Cabbie - kicking the butts of the Evil....

Right on this Blog.

Pre-pare-yourselves....you Evil Doers.....for the Wrath of The P comes swiftly etc..

10 comments:

Mr Pineapples said...

This is fearsome stuff P

Bollocks quakes.

Skinny Girl said...

*quaking*

You rock Mr P.

Law Minx said...

My Dear P,

I trust you were not seen out and about in the Bright PINK cabbie of your blogpost; such a GIRLIE colour does not reflect your role as the sharp thorn in the flesh of the wicked, though there is no doubt in my mind that in the course of such a bollocks- spouting contest you would emerge as winner (and still standing)!! Have you thought of a career in the cabs as opposed to stuffing yourself up a chimney?!?

Mr Pineapples said...

Hey Skinny - you reading for the awakening that is the Righteous P?

No more Mr Nice Guy....ONLY TO YOU OF COURSE

Hey - P has just signed up for a marathon (well...a half one).

P is in training already. Doing a four miles today.

Gonna be like you one day

Mr Pineapples said...

hey Minky

Listen

P would love to be a cabbie..but there are sooo many nutters out there.

You ready for the awakening?

Hey - any news frm OLPAS?

Law Minx said...

My Dear P,
No, perhaps it is, on reflection not a terribly good idea for you to pursue a career as a cabbie - the nutters would be afraid to venture out and the criminal bar would whither and die on the vine in the absence of people to prosecute and defend for the various and sundry offences which may be committed against the taxi driver.

OLPAS?!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I have Heard NOTHING!!! I am a MISEABLE Rejectee in the making!!!!!!

Skinny Girl said...

Mr P!! A marathon you say?
Awesome!!!!!

You rock.

Law Girl said...

the P- so notorious that a cabbie remembers your drunken exploits. You could have walked lazy bones!

Mr Pineapples said...

Hey Skinny - only a HALF marathon.

Done them before

Noy fit enough to do a FULL marathon

Mr Pineapples said...

Hey Law-Bird.

Honestly - not drunk -but poisoned.